Carefree Black Girl Movement
  • White Person: Haha all you lil nigger kids are raised without dads
  • Black Person: But we listen to and respect that one parent we have... Our one parent doesn't have to worry about us shooting up schools or fucking my brother or sticking a gerbil in my pussy.
  • White Person: OMFG YOU'RE SO RUDE AND DISGUSTING!! WE DON'T ALL SHOOT UP SCHOOLS AND FUCK OUR ANIMALS FUCKING RACIST NIGGERS NEED TO BE LYNCHED!!!

kissmeok:

Love/Couples

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: emaciatinq)


Codependency isn’t sexy. It isn’t romantic. It’s built with a fuse and will surely burn out. The healthiest thing you can say to the one you love is, “I would be okay without you, and that’s why I choose to stay.”
- LB, A Few Things About Love (via dangervvank)

getoffmybloghoe:

tryna get the teachers attention likeimage

(Source: freddifish)


  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

validx2:

If you dont bite on her booty cheek some other nigga will 

and  that other nigga is me

LOL


fohk:

Spring Breakers (2012)